if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
(via delceta)
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
(via classofcyprians)
Truer words have never been spoken.
(Source: theunknown-abyss, via of-birds-moons-and-mobsters)
My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard and I’m like it’s because I’m a lesbian…..
I didn’t expect this to get passed 2 notes.
xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:
I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend
I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.
ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.
(via kristatedua)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via kristatedua)
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
(via delceta)